If you close one eye and put your hand over the other, life is totally fair. Agree? Being at the naive age I am, I think that I should be allowed to go on the computer whenever I want. My mother does not agree. Funny, huh? She thinks that I actually need to "rest my eyes". Pfft. Woo! What was that? A flying pig?! Sure my eyesight is getting worse by the secon... Ah.. My mother has been proved right.
Well... What if I start talking about foods? FRUIT! VEGETABLES! FRICKIN' LENTILS! Personally, I would perfer to be eating tortelli, soup, ciabatta bread and baked potatoes. But apparently I need some sustinance. Oh looky, my mother has been proved right, again.
Sometimes I think that we should replace all parents with lava lamps.
Reason one: They're prettier.
Reason two: They don't shout at you.
Reason three: They don't get you off of the computer.
Then as I was moaning to my friend Jasper on MSN, he came up with three reasons why we shouldn't.
Reason one: They make your food.
Reason two: They pay the bills.
Reason three: They're like a taxi service you don't have to pay for.
My mother and Jazz are one and the same, methinks.
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You could be right - that your mother and Jazz are one and the same - (fade in scary music)
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